Wednesday, July 24, 2002

softball update from the deputy commissioner (tiff lam)

good morning all! the commissioner (jefe) wanted me to update everyone on the status of our softball game. last nite in a tension filled room somewhere, the 3rd Floor 2002 Softball Draft was transpiring. where were you when you heard the news? what feelings were flowing through your body? what thoughts were running through your mind? aaahhhh the excitement of the draft! if any of you would like to know how it all went down, there is a recording of the draft for a mere $999.99 with a shipping charge of $9.95 please make checks mayable to the 3rd Floor Softball Commission.

besides the draft, jefe, nick, ed, and i have been working diligently in the sweatshop to provide you all with the best looking jerseys for the softball game. i have marks all over my arms from all the labor intensive work and my fingers are getting too toned from all the cutting. but it is all worth it when we see all of you on the field in the best damn looking jerseys ever made...it makes me emotional just thinking of it so i must stop and compose myself.
well, that's all from me...the commission himself will be blogging a few remarks about the status of the softball game...like when and where (minor details). so peace out from the deputy commissioner!!

enjoy the rest of your day everybody!
tiff lam =)
ps. jefe, nick, and ed: please read my previous blog. no where does it say anything about "on my knees" i think you guys are victims of wishful thinking. i knew i wouldn't write something like that. you all need girlfriends desperately!!!