Thursday, October 30, 2003

GARAGE SALE GARAGE SALE

Ok everyone,
PHil has returned to blogging... by popular demand I have decided to blog especially now that I will start my new job on monday and have lots more time on my hands.. Also, I wanted to start the initiative about getting a garage sale going.. I think Tiff mentioned she might be cool to have it at her place.. I am so down!! How bout you all.. before the rainy season starts.... what does everyone think...??

thanks all for everyone who came to my b-day.... see those of you who are going to anthony's!!!
I highly recommend that everyone check out the archives, the really old ones. For some reason, the links weren't working before. But today was my lucky day and I got completely sucked in to the very entertaining blogs of the old days. Anyway I just had to pull out this little gem I found, thanks to rapmaster Jeff. Dated back to Sunday January 13, 2003, back before he was ever a Metrosexual, he had his hit single "Ante Up".......

Jefe, spit mad game but been deprived of sects, call up all the hotties in my Rola-dex, of cards we can play strip POKER, naked girls run round cuz I possess the JOKER, quite sexy with nothing on but their chokers, taking off my shirt ain't no prob cuz I'm so buff, I keep it STRAIGHT...no need to BLUFF. Girls arses in my face all night long...I'm all in a hush, I can't wait to get my next FLUSH, not 1 but 2000 of them, puffing the mj straight from the stem, puff puff give you f-ing up the rotation, my originality leads to straight imitation.

Chorus/hook:
Ante up, ante up, let the chips reign down
Ante up, ante up, vegas is my town
Ante up, ante up, gonna build up my pride
Ante up, ante up, let it ride, let it ride!

Cruising down the Strip in my drop down jeepney, escalades and navis pass me up cuz i can only go fifty, digging the girls like they dig my gold, too many breasts for my one hand to hold, one hand on the phone one hand on the silicone, press the magic button to hear the girls moan.
But back to the game, the girls yell HIT ME with every hand, but lucky am I to always STAND, PAT on my back, KINGS coming up STRAIGHT with the JACKS, ROYAL FLUSH I throw down...pow pow! Give me my skrill...PAI GOW PAI GOW! Am I a STUD or am I a STUD?
The same is said for the rest of the hands, clothes coming off and all the skrill I be stealing, pulling up ACE after ACE, phat hands I'm revealing, looking around at my girls I ask myself...do they dig me for my thug appeal or my POKER face?


Now that's some classic stuff. Think I'm gonna start pulling some noteworthy quotes out of the old blogs. Maybe that'll get the party started in here again. Or maybe not, we'll see.
~Taft
Hola mi amigos!! Yay for Tiff keeping the blog alive. What a trooper. Wow Halloween's already tomorrow and I can't wait to see what to see everyone's costumes.

I originally posted all of this on my blog (::Breakfast at Tiffany's:: - shameless plug, yes I know). But I just had to share with everyone, since apparently Reeg and Sylv are the only ones who venture out to read my blog. Sad face. Pity plug, yes I know. Anyhoo, with the Niners having so much trouble in the kicking department, it looks like they'll have to take a hint or two from the soccer world. Read on....

From the San Francisco Chronicle
::How about soccer kicker? / QB Garcia suggest Donovan::
From the San Jose Mercury News
::Hey, Niners, Donovan hit a 60-yarder::

I'd pay good money to see Landon Donovan in a football uniform. But that's just me. Anyway, I just wanted to chime in and say hi to any 3rd floor blogspot dwellers. It's been so long since I last posted that I almost forgot the ID and password. Hope to see everyone tomorrow night.

Tuesday, October 28, 2003

muddy buddy

happy tuesday to everyone! i mean happy tuesday to anyone who still visits this thing =)

hope everyone enjoyed the weekend...can't believe it was so friggin hot. Not that I'm complaining since this heat wave is probably the last chance i get to retain my tan before i return to my blinding white color.

so on saturday, a couple of us had our 3rd annual pumpkin carving party. i totally forgot how bad pumpkins smell =) but it was fun listening to some outkast while carefully carving my masterpiece. i carved a witch over a caldron...kinda tricky but it turned out pretty good. i just hope that it will last til halloween.
on sunday, i woke up at the crack of dawn (at 5:00a) to get ready for MUDDY BUDDY!!! can i say freakin ridiculous!! i had to bike the first leg of the race, which was pretty much the steepest hill i have ever walked, let alone bike. i only biked about 40-50ft from the START line before i fell off my bike!!! world record for biggest loser right here. so i casually picked up my biked and walked alongside it for a whole mile...UPHILL!! i was royaly pissed that it was so hard on the first part of the race. besides that, the race was fun with all the obstacles. i had to jump over a wall, run through tires, swing on monkey bars, crawl under a cargo net, climb and descend down a cargo net, and of course, crawl through a puddle of mud. that was the best part..it was so freakin hot i jumped right into my cool mud bath. they had a fire hose to clean everyone off...the guy who held the hose got to see a lot of boobies and butts. some of the ladies really really wanted to get clean =) so that was my muddy buddy experience...i will post some pix as soon as i get them. i will do this again next year so if anyone wants to do this, let me know so we can start training =)

so everyone's goin to DAE's party right? i decided on what i wanted to be but figuring out the logistics and engineering of it is givin my a TUMOR. which probably means that i will need to buy an outfit on thursday nite. ugh. serves me right to wait until the last minute.

that's it from me...hope everyone is having a great week! enjoy the weather while it lasts. see everyone on friday!
~tiff

Tuesday, October 21, 2003

revisited

hola peeps! i figured its about time to get this thing started up again. i know some of you have strayed from here but i'm hoping that you will make special guest appearances and drop everyone a hello. summer has come to an end and fall is upon us. i'm so excited! fall and winter are my favorite seasons. i get to wear all my sweaters, scarves, beanies, thermals, long underwear...um, i guess you guys get the point. and yes, i am extremely excited that snowboarding season is just around the corner. i love doing face plants...that's the best!
seemed like everyone had a fun time at phil's partay. apparently, i missed some good singing and metrosexual activity. wished i was there to see it. if people have pix, please share because i really did miss the festivities.
anyways, just wanted to post and say hi to everyone.
Have a great tuesday!!
~tiff