Wednesday, July 17, 2002

It's that magical time again (summer-time) when Anthony, AO, and Ed will be hosting another party (the sequel). It's been recommended (by 4 out of 5 dentists) and approved that a BBQ would be ideal (cheap'n easy) for such a gathering. We request your presence at our humble abode (corner of Santiago St. and 35th Ave.) and have some of the required elements ready in place.....
1. a triple sow cow (that should be triple bonus points for using a figure-skating joke)
2. a grill
3. some charcol
4. our house
5. friends to bring food (that means you).
Some advanced elements we will need everyone to work on.......
1. a triple axel-toe combination
2. friends to bring alcohol (that too means you)
3. the sun (sorry, Jefe Luna is not invited....okay, Luna's invited, but only after the sun leaves).
4. hot chics for Ed.
I cannot implore upon you guys the importance of having item 4 readily available. If anything do not forget about 4 as it is essential for a successful party. We would've picked out a later date (remember dates for Ed) but we all have shit to do (Anthony's busy filming a porn, AO's busy being a white guy, and Ed's visa ran out and must return home to the mainland). Hope this isn't too short (like Tiff, Nick, Dan.....shoot all of you are short to me) of a notice. Keep us posted on if you can come on by and chill. If you can't make it no big deal (we just hope you burn in hell). Let's say about early evening on the 27th.

Days till the party: 10
Days since a fish has died in my tank of death: 108

I was kinda hoping there was going to be some correlation there, but there isn't so don't worry about it.

ECP

ps -- My foosball players are doing double practices to prepare for the upcoming season. You better watch it because you too might face my fury of fooz.