IT HAS FINALLY ARRIVED !!!!!!!!

Behold, the first official Blog of the esteemed NUPZILA In layman's terms, HERE COMES SOME HOT SHIZNIT! Peep, this is goin down as a classic blog, so read on! What's the deal people? It's me...It's me.... it's that A-N-U-P. How's everyone in BLOGLAND? Dude....what else do you call this forum? Blogville? San Blogadino? New Blogico?

First and foremost, I extend my deepest apologies to all of the faithful bloggers. I admit it.....I'm a non-blog contributor. I only read. The first step in recovery is admitting that you have a problem right? I feel better already. Although, I can't promise that you will ffeel the same after you finsih reading (just playin). I need to give major props to Phil. If it wasn't for Phil, I wouldn't have been able to admit that I had a problem. Hi, I'm Anup and I'm a non-contributing Blogaholic. Speaking of Phil, Phil needs a nickname. A nickname that will stand the test of time. A nickname that will go down in the annals of history as a classic. BY GEORGE I GOT IT! "P. Diddy" Phil D....Get it? Come on ya'll Phil rocks as much Coach as Sean Combs himself. It's only fitting.

Speakin of nicknames...what's a wazonk? Additionally, what's a NAST? Furthermore what the hell is a TAFT? Now if you ask me Laxatiff is off the frame. You can make that nickname work on so many levels. For instance, pick-up lines: ""Hi, I'm Laxatiff, wanna go?" One tip to Regan, drop the Regaholic, it didn't work the first time you tried it hustal! Digiman Dan, no one wants VD playboy, not even those playas hard up for a date.

I had a pretty eventful week thus far. I went to a BBQ with my old co-workers. An interesting topic came up during my unpleasant stay with those monkies. Interracial dating. Someone at the BBQ had a problem that I dated interracially. He stated that I should keep with my own race. He suggested that language, culture and religion are all deciding factors. This person happens to be non-Indian, As always the Showstoppa (another 3rd person reference to myself) stepped in the ring and shut it down like Enron. My rebuttal: You're right jabroni....i don't understand a dayum thing your momma says when we're in bed!

I bought my mom a new whip (car) on Sunday. Her old car sadly passed away last week. I had so many memories in that car. First driving exam , First Christmas Dance, First Prom, First booty call in a car oh wait, Too Much Info (TMI). Speakin of booty, somebody please tell me why girls holler at guys who are taken? Seriously, when a guy is taken...a grip of girls start jockin. I'm startin to issue rain jackets, blankets and coffee to those unfortunate fans in my waiting line.

Next topic: Identity Fraud! You guys should pay very close attention to your credit card statements. Some buster copied my credit card # and expiration date and bought 10 G'z worth of stuff. Luckily I reconcile my account online on a daily basis. Like I told the Credit Card Company, if I find the buster before you do...all bets are off.

Finally, I'm picking out a suit. Not just any suit, a suit for my court trial. Some braud is suing my Company for improper treatment. She feels as though she was "pushed out." Usually I wouldn't go, but she implicated me in her lawsuit since I was a Consultant at the time. I wonder if it's gonna be like that Jay-z and R. Kelly video, "Not Guilty." Hella people outside the courtroom holdin up signs sayin, "Snoop is not guilty." Wait that already happened down in LA with Dr. Dre and Calvin Broadus.

Jeffe-bo-lo-us my sis kicked it with Jay Williams yesterday. The entire Dream Team was at Koret. She saved his used gum for you. I'll bring it over. You can put it in your entertainment center next to the WWF figures.

Aight ya'll...I'll holla back another time. One.