i've decided on a new profession. i'm going into business for myself as an independent consultant. i'll help people with their daily goings-ons, answer any questions they have, help them with their finances, walkd their dog, do their taxes, tell them what to eat for lunch, write to them by day, read to them by night and basically educate and entertain people during their otherwise meaningless and bleak lives. i think this endeavor will be quite profitable as everyone who has just read this owes me $50. so i'm like up 200 bucks already. please make checks payable to E.C. Pan Independent Consultant LLC.

hey, no one go to M.N.F.A.T. the football games suck, parking is impossible, and seating is hard to come by........also i don't want you gettin' any of my grubbin good food.

ECP