You had me at hello!

Yup, people, I was sick again like for the third time since the year started. But it was nice to stay home from work again...I way miss that! I gotta watch Jerry Maguire. Kelly Preston is still way hot. You guys remember her in TWINS? Kinda cool her name was Avery in Jerry Maguire....she definitely got more play in that movie than William Avery (of Duke) ever did in the Association. Actually, on the serious tip, I think I might have the SARS virus. You know the Sick Again Really Sucks virus! As a matter of fact, let me pose this question to you all (like a question of the week thang)...Do you prefer yellow, green or brown phlegm? I personally like green cuz it looks like slime! Especially after you drink Ecto Cooler!

Reeg, you gots to watch that epi of PUNK'D with Jessica Alba...She's A LOT of sexy! Stephon-E Marbury just HAD his one shining moment! Just remember...AMARE got him to where he is!

TAFT: Great Job Coach! When you win it all, you gonna be like dem B-ball coaches and get all this love from the pros. You started at the hs level, then the college, so the pros is the next step! If not, then I heard South Carolina University needs a coach...what was their team name again? Anyways, good luck on the Road to the Final Four in St. Louis! DaDaDaDa...The ball is tossed...there you are...you're running for your life...you're a scoring star...and all the years...no one knows...just how hard you coached...and now it shows...it's all on the line...with the beat of your heart...and a stick in your face...it's more than a contest...it's a dash for first place...the skirts are short...the goalies' sticks are long...and when it's done, win or bruised...you always did your best...cuz inside you knew...that one shining moment! Good luck Taft!

Aight...gots to go write my paper...i gotta stop procreating...i mean procrastinating.

Later, Heff-A