Saturday 1.18.03
7:42 PM
Davis

Can it be true, is this blog finally up and running again? Wait, let me take that back. I don't want to jinx anything.

The U.S. men's national soccer team whomped on Canada 4-0 today. But seeing as how college hoops took over every single TV station today, the game was only available on pay per view and my broke ass was forced to hop online to matchtracker to follow the game. Landon Donovan finished with two
assists, in case you were wondering.

I love Jason Kidd. Did anyone catch his diary on MTV? He is soooo good with kids, making him that much more appealing. And damn his four-year old son's got a pretty sweet shot for a little kidd. Note to the guys - if you want to win a girl over, be a softie with the kiddies. And maybe polish up your ball-handling skills, get an NBA contract and a fat house. Then the girls will come a runnin!

Oregon's shaky, Duke's unbeated streak came to an end, and what the hell's been going on with UCLA? I gotta look into some new teams here.

Phil (a.k.a really super buff. Oh I mean super reality buff), that was the most comprehensive guide to reality television that I have ever seen. And thanks for adding the days and times, Mr. TV Guide!

I'm all about MTV's Battle of the Sexes for two reasons: one, for the drama-filled cast and two, for Colin from Hawaii and Eric Nies from NY (ok technically that makes it three reasons). Laettarian is a big fat (I mean buff) poser. He's too much of a testosterone-driven cheerleader and less of a real competitor. And thank god Beth got the boot. She needs to take a hint and not come back to these challenges anymore.

The only reason I've been watching Tough Enough is because my friend Ali is friends with one of the competitors (hotboy John, who by the way is fifty times hotter in person - I saw him wrestle at some janky amateur event in Sac). That Jamie girl is really annoying and I'm sorry to say, but is just so not cute. Jonah and Matt are gonna win it all, they've got the wrestler look going for them. Image is everything in showbiz people.

Where do I sign up to be next season's Bachelorette? Don't care so much for the TV aspect of it as I do the schmoozing with a room full of fellas that are all GQ-ed out. My fave is scruffy Rob, but I don't know how far he'll go, especially when competing against guys like the Tiffany box guy.

Joe Millionaire is a Joe Retard.

Corbin Bernson is the mole.

And I am watching way too much television.
~Taft