I'm bored at work, so I thought I'd take a crack at Jeff's little quiz. It's a little on the late side, but whatever, no one else has posted any answers yet.

1. "Who's the Boss" theme song.
2. What chu talkin bout, Jeff. The "two" as noted in the song refers to Arnold and Willis, of "Diff'rent Strokes."
3. The "new boy" in the neighborhood would be Charles, as in "Charles in Charge."
4. Bill S. Preston Esquire and Ted "Theodore" Logan ("And we are Wyld Stallyns!!") were residents of San Dimas, California. Dude.
5. Napolean, Genghis Khan, Socrates, and Joan of Arc.
6. Studious one = Sara; pretty one = Jaime; geeky brother = Adam

So do I win the all expense paid trip to Target or what?
~Taft