Thursday, August 15, 2002
2:36 PM
Davis, CA 95616
Hola mi amigos! I have returned, surburnt and darker than ever, from the land of SoCal. Wow, quite the blog action while I was away, took me a while to read all of them (more so because I have the reading speed of a 10-year old). I think we should all take a road trip to SoCal and crash at Regan’s. Any volunteers to plan it? Highlights from the trip included some family bonding time via waterpolo games, waterballoon fights, and extreme dodgeball (which I’ll have to teach you all how to play one day) and shopping in Pacific Beach. It was nice to just get away from Davis for a little bit and just relax on the beach.
*Reeg- Way to go on the 1st ever buzzed blog. I’ll be sure to follow your lead and post my own shortly. I have to agree with Ed in that you’re getting a little paranoid. Smokin the dank along with that beer there sir? Thought so. And re: the pee stains – they get underneath the toilet seat when you fellas lift the seat up to do your thang. Unfortunately not all you guys have the best of shots, so that’s probably the answer you seek.
*Phil- You’d be so proud of me, I finally caught an episode of American Idol last night (wait, do you watch that show? Or is it just big brother and the mole? I get all your frikkin reality shows mixed up). That Justin fellow is a big cheesehead and the multi-colored hair girl should have gotten the boot. I missed Sorority Life this week, anything semi-interesting happen?
*Christine- My mom thanks you for the friends and family cards. I gave them to her because I was out of town the weekend they were good, and she went on quite the shopping spree.
I wonder if Anup just hasn’t blogged yet because he got lost again. :-) I just hope you’re not out there somewhere posting on some other dude’s site. And how come no one’s written about the softball game? I want to know what I missed out on, so someone gimme a play-by-play. Did anyone take up my suggestion and make a scoreboard? And why can’t I see the pictures up top? Blogmaster Sylv, we need a little tech assistance here.
-Sweetness: Amoeba on Haight St. kicks ass. Bought myself four fabulous cds before the trip - to satisfy my punk needs, a little New Found Glory and Box Car Racer, some sensitive rocker music via Dashboard Confessional (my fave of the four), and for kicks, a bit of Lenny Kravitz on the side. Sweet.
-Question: Why are the guys in SoCal sooo much hotter than the guys up here in Northern Cali???
-Impressive: The U.S. Men’s National Team moved up in the FIFA World rankings, slipping into the top ten as the ninth ranked team in the world. For a country that lacks much-needed soccer support, that ain’t too shabby.
-Days until I move into my new d.o.g.less apartment: 16 days, 7 hours, and 3 minutes. And counting.
-Quote of the Day: "We got hosed, Tommy. We got hosed." -Davey. I just can't get enough of that commercial.
Until next time,
~Taft
Thursday, August 15, 2002
Tuesday, August 13, 2002
Philly phil phil post another blog
Ok regan, i should have posted a blog but nonetheless I had no creativity in mind when I wanted to write.. However some of your thoughts have insired me to write some of my own.
to your points:
Pee stains, have no idea never really had one.. if i did somehow pee underneath a toilet seat I would have known and wiped it clean... so I'm not sure what you're talking about.. as far as a John... who knows? good question.. anyone else know?
someone who forces themselves to poop stuff out is probably called a person with a high metabolism.. and a really sore ass after shitting it all out...
whammy! when is that show??? what channel??? I want to know so I can tape it!... big bucks no whammy! STOP!!!!!!!
vagina monologues.. I still haven't seen it... I'm so lagging on it.. I know its funny just haven't had the funds...
regan you should know that NIck is definitely going to answer any A's question you throw him no matter how hard... even if he didn't know it he'd find it... tsk tsk...
I definitely agree having some type of brainteaser might be something for people to ponder on...
also out of all your lines 1 and 2 get the axe.. #3 is quite entertaining however..
now to the rest of you guys in case you guys maybe have no idea what to write here are some topics that I at least find interesting
SYLVIA - where are you? have you stopped writing??? since you now write for lucky magazine.. have you forgotten us???
JEFFE - i know you read this so where are you at? how bout posting about the san mateo fair and uh maybe the nausea we all felt....
NICK - how bout an update on the a's.. and their progression? or how bout chandra rubin, how did she ever win that last championship
TIFF - how was your San Diego trip.. what did you do there again?
CHRISTINE - tell us about your moving experiences? How does it feel to be back home again? how's gap doing???
STEPH - do you even read this??? are you there??? i have yet to hear any word from you on this blog...
EDMUND - so you're headed to china... how bout getting me some good dim sum and bring it back.. heheheh... I know you can check the internet over there... keep us updated if you can.
LAMSTER - i know you won't be blogging till next week cuz your ass is on vacation.. we'll miss you till then... once you get back you better post something cuz I know you did something at least "half-fun".. hehehehe
ANUP - do you read the blogs. I thought I gave you directions on how to navigate through.. I can remind you if you like =)
REGAN you need no inspiration... so I have no need to give you tips... =)
hopefully this makes up for me not blogging..
PHIL
Ok regan, i should have posted a blog but nonetheless I had no creativity in mind when I wanted to write.. However some of your thoughts have insired me to write some of my own.
to your points:
Pee stains, have no idea never really had one.. if i did somehow pee underneath a toilet seat I would have known and wiped it clean... so I'm not sure what you're talking about.. as far as a John... who knows? good question.. anyone else know?
someone who forces themselves to poop stuff out is probably called a person with a high metabolism.. and a really sore ass after shitting it all out...
whammy! when is that show??? what channel??? I want to know so I can tape it!... big bucks no whammy! STOP!!!!!!!
vagina monologues.. I still haven't seen it... I'm so lagging on it.. I know its funny just haven't had the funds...
regan you should know that NIck is definitely going to answer any A's question you throw him no matter how hard... even if he didn't know it he'd find it... tsk tsk...
I definitely agree having some type of brainteaser might be something for people to ponder on...
also out of all your lines 1 and 2 get the axe.. #3 is quite entertaining however..
now to the rest of you guys in case you guys maybe have no idea what to write here are some topics that I at least find interesting
SYLVIA - where are you? have you stopped writing??? since you now write for lucky magazine.. have you forgotten us???
JEFFE - i know you read this so where are you at? how bout posting about the san mateo fair and uh maybe the nausea we all felt....
NICK - how bout an update on the a's.. and their progression? or how bout chandra rubin, how did she ever win that last championship
TIFF - how was your San Diego trip.. what did you do there again?
CHRISTINE - tell us about your moving experiences? How does it feel to be back home again? how's gap doing???
STEPH - do you even read this??? are you there??? i have yet to hear any word from you on this blog...
EDMUND - so you're headed to china... how bout getting me some good dim sum and bring it back.. heheheh... I know you can check the internet over there... keep us updated if you can.
LAMSTER - i know you won't be blogging till next week cuz your ass is on vacation.. we'll miss you till then... once you get back you better post something cuz I know you did something at least "half-fun".. hehehehe
ANUP - do you read the blogs. I thought I gave you directions on how to navigate through.. I can remind you if you like =)
REGAN you need no inspiration... so I have no need to give you tips... =)
hopefully this makes up for me not blogging..
PHIL
T-minus 70:33:and fewer and fewer seconds........I leave for China friday morning and barring imprisonment by the Red Guard for my capitalist ideals I shall return on the 4th of September. I will do my best to fit in with the natives and will try to bring back something for everyone. Please feel free to submit written requests for any and all illegal goods originating from the land of the Orient because it's just way too hard to guess what you guys would want. Here are items set for procurement as of today.....
1,287 pirated dvds
49 Folex watches
51 Phrada purses
10 furry hats (The ones with the communist red star in the middle.)
7 mail order brides
11 Shaolin monks
2 chinese finger traps
16 rickshaws
331 pyrotechnic explosives
a panda bear
4 ninja machine guns (I thought Ninjas only used ninja stars but apparently I was wrong.)
the Wu Tang Clan
Communism
If you desire an item not listed above, submit a written request to ECP no later than Thurs. 2:30 p.m. (It'll be the last time I check the Blogs)
During my absense, please direct all questions to my official representative and director of public relations, Shinjo. He will answer all of your questions promptly with a bobb of his bobble-head as he will be my only liason in the city. Please notify him of any softball games because he'd be more than happy to fill in as a sub. He prefers to play center field but can aptly fill in at first base as well. Also, he'll need a ride to and from the games. Oh, and whatever Shinjo tells you, don't go out partying with him after the game. Last time he just got way crazy. Not cool. Bobble-barf all over the place.
Not that you cared, but.........
I need a name for my starfish........as of now, the only nomination for a name has been Dog. I don't know about a starfish named Dog, but at the same time it looks more like a Dog than it does a John.
I think Reeg's becoming paranoid.
I thought Great America was the best place ever until I went to the Monterey Bay Aquarium for the first time since I was like 7.......instead of buying a house, I'm just going to buy that place and sleep by the jelly fish exhibit. Only problem is the constant sound of water might make me pee in bed.
In the event I never return from China.........I leave all my worldly possesions to the sole custody of Shinjo. In the event he is unable to uphold the duties pertaining to ownership, all possesions will be divided between the people most important in my life...........my fishies: Bubba, Tigger, Cigar, Secretariat, and Dog.
Did you know a dolphin's favorite activity is sex?
ECP
ps- Is that why Miami's football team always suck?
1,287 pirated dvds
49 Folex watches
51 Phrada purses
10 furry hats (The ones with the communist red star in the middle.)
7 mail order brides
11 Shaolin monks
2 chinese finger traps
16 rickshaws
331 pyrotechnic explosives
a panda bear
4 ninja machine guns (I thought Ninjas only used ninja stars but apparently I was wrong.)
the Wu Tang Clan
Communism
If you desire an item not listed above, submit a written request to ECP no later than Thurs. 2:30 p.m. (It'll be the last time I check the Blogs)
During my absense, please direct all questions to my official representative and director of public relations, Shinjo. He will answer all of your questions promptly with a bobb of his bobble-head as he will be my only liason in the city. Please notify him of any softball games because he'd be more than happy to fill in as a sub. He prefers to play center field but can aptly fill in at first base as well. Also, he'll need a ride to and from the games. Oh, and whatever Shinjo tells you, don't go out partying with him after the game. Last time he just got way crazy. Not cool. Bobble-barf all over the place.
Not that you cared, but.........
I need a name for my starfish........as of now, the only nomination for a name has been Dog. I don't know about a starfish named Dog, but at the same time it looks more like a Dog than it does a John.
I think Reeg's becoming paranoid.
I thought Great America was the best place ever until I went to the Monterey Bay Aquarium for the first time since I was like 7.......instead of buying a house, I'm just going to buy that place and sleep by the jelly fish exhibit. Only problem is the constant sound of water might make me pee in bed.
In the event I never return from China.........I leave all my worldly possesions to the sole custody of Shinjo. In the event he is unable to uphold the duties pertaining to ownership, all possesions will be divided between the people most important in my life...........my fishies: Bubba, Tigger, Cigar, Secretariat, and Dog.
Did you know a dolphin's favorite activity is sex?
ECP
ps- Is that why Miami's football team always suck?
Are yall plotting against the reegsta or something? First all, I did not receive a single signed Commandment form, so what I'm I supposed to think? Any society or group needs a governing body that needs to be regulated like Warren G and Nate Dogg. So using article I of commandment IV, I shall post again. Let's see...in the past 7 days, I have accounted for 60% of the blogs including this one...where the party at?? Because it sure isn't herrre! I even gave Phil a lil incentive...the next time someone posts a quality blog I'll put new pics up! I know some of you are anxiously awaiting Jeff's new solo...and those group shots...and did I mention Jeff's new solo? Was there like a blogquake up north? I feel a conspiracy theory. Guys, I'm sorry I couldn't make any of the games!! Please forgive me...now can yall post? My ranting made me forget the initial purpose of my post...which brings up a point: You don't need a purpose! So let's just venture in the mind of a _____ person...
Regan's Thoughts (I'd put random in between but that would be redundant)
1. How do pee stains get underneath a toilet seat? And how do they appear like near the knob on the bottom of the toilet? And do girls read when they're on the toilet? And why do they call a toilet a John? You know how some people look like their names? Like, yeah he looks like a Tony....did someone say, "yeah, he looks like a John"?
1a. If a girl throws up everything she eats, she's called bulemic. And that's an eating disorder. What if someone just forces themselves to poop that stuff out? What's that called?
2. Instead of a job, I was thinking of just appearing on game shows. Anyone ever see the new Press your Luck? Its simply called Whammy...Its all about timing yall. I figure if I could win like $5K a show, do one show a month, then I could make $60K and work only 12 days in the year! I could be on Street Smarts, Supermarket Sweep, Friend or Foe, etc...and they always have casting calls down here...
3. I saw some parts of the Vagina Monologues...some students put it on down here while I was in SB...it was a real entertaining show...thank God for Vaginas!!! Hmmm, maybe guys should do the Dick Dialogues??
4. Remind me not to ask Nick another A's-related question. Thanks for the insight however. Didn't think I ever could fall asleep reading a blog....j/p playa!
5. Maybe this site needs to be more interactive...like have a puzzle solving thing. Or maybe yall thought of that already. Hmmm, where's the love?
So I told this girl she smells, but to make up for it, I gave her a choice of a few lines....TL, would these work?
Girl u smell so good, talking to you gives me aromatherapy.
Girl u smell so good, perfume should be made from your sweat.
Girl u smell so good, even your farts give off a pleasant aroma.
Yeah? Let me know, signing off for now....
one love,
reganager (<----- a palindrome! cool as the other side of the pillow)
Regan's Thoughts (I'd put random in between but that would be redundant)
1. How do pee stains get underneath a toilet seat? And how do they appear like near the knob on the bottom of the toilet? And do girls read when they're on the toilet? And why do they call a toilet a John? You know how some people look like their names? Like, yeah he looks like a Tony....did someone say, "yeah, he looks like a John"?
1a. If a girl throws up everything she eats, she's called bulemic. And that's an eating disorder. What if someone just forces themselves to poop that stuff out? What's that called?
2. Instead of a job, I was thinking of just appearing on game shows. Anyone ever see the new Press your Luck? Its simply called Whammy...Its all about timing yall. I figure if I could win like $5K a show, do one show a month, then I could make $60K and work only 12 days in the year! I could be on Street Smarts, Supermarket Sweep, Friend or Foe, etc...and they always have casting calls down here...
3. I saw some parts of the Vagina Monologues...some students put it on down here while I was in SB...it was a real entertaining show...thank God for Vaginas!!! Hmmm, maybe guys should do the Dick Dialogues??
4. Remind me not to ask Nick another A's-related question. Thanks for the insight however. Didn't think I ever could fall asleep reading a blog....j/p playa!
5. Maybe this site needs to be more interactive...like have a puzzle solving thing. Or maybe yall thought of that already. Hmmm, where's the love?
So I told this girl she smells, but to make up for it, I gave her a choice of a few lines....TL, would these work?
Girl u smell so good, talking to you gives me aromatherapy.
Girl u smell so good, perfume should be made from your sweat.
Girl u smell so good, even your farts give off a pleasant aroma.
Yeah? Let me know, signing off for now....
one love,
reganager (<----- a palindrome! cool as the other side of the pillow)
Saturday, August 10, 2002
I gotta practice what i preach, so here is my first buzzed bloggg...
Homeboy's b-day 2nite, went out to westwood up to no good and partied up there for a minute...i realized that dang, i'ma lightweight...me and my partna split a pitcher and had a couple dranks at the crib but i'm feelin it...sorry that i can't make the softball game, but i'm too hard for it....get it?...ucla is a pretty nice area, but i'm glad i went to ucsb....GO GAUCHOS....what else did the reegsta do today? i went to work, wearin' some cargo shorts, and a t-shirt, and a backwards lid (hat), and some fresh jordans...dang i love the dress code at work, which is nothin....then the hot coworkers get to dress sexxxxxxy =) =)....but i'm not lookin hehe....summer so cali weather = less clothes.....2morrow i think i'ma head to venice, where they're supposedly gon make another installment of the AND-1 mix tape series....those familiar w/ it should appreciate it....should be fun, i anticipate....sorry wazonk, i didn't get to post your pics yet, but to my disappointment every girl had clothes on....send me better pics next time!!! songs of the week: 2 remixes, one bein David Craig f. Mos Def and Primo - 7 Days remix, and Linkin Park f. Motion Man and Kut Masta Kurt - In the End remix......hawt ish!!.....question to the girls: why do you insist to leave your pads in the common closet for everyone to see? aree you tryin to claim territory or something??? man i got to throw them things away....its bad for THE GAME ;-)....how would someone explain that ish?? banananas yo ....i figured i wasn't too drunk yet otherwise i wouldn't be like an office and post.....good one reeg!....too bad THE GAME wasn't working well 2nite....then i wouldn't be in front of this damn screen!!! j/p =) dang this post is more random than a lottery selection....but here it goes....i love u guys!!!!! mi amour, je t'adore....ultimate drunk factor: if you brush your pearly off-whites and take out your contacts.......guess i'm not drunk then =(......well there's always 2morrow!!! good nite lovelies (love lies????)....
one love,
regalcohol
Homeboy's b-day 2nite, went out to westwood up to no good and partied up there for a minute...i realized that dang, i'ma lightweight...me and my partna split a pitcher and had a couple dranks at the crib but i'm feelin it...sorry that i can't make the softball game, but i'm too hard for it....get it?...ucla is a pretty nice area, but i'm glad i went to ucsb....GO GAUCHOS....what else did the reegsta do today? i went to work, wearin' some cargo shorts, and a t-shirt, and a backwards lid (hat), and some fresh jordans...dang i love the dress code at work, which is nothin....then the hot coworkers get to dress sexxxxxxy =) =)....but i'm not lookin hehe....summer so cali weather = less clothes.....2morrow i think i'ma head to venice, where they're supposedly gon make another installment of the AND-1 mix tape series....those familiar w/ it should appreciate it....should be fun, i anticipate....sorry wazonk, i didn't get to post your pics yet, but to my disappointment every girl had clothes on....send me better pics next time!!! songs of the week: 2 remixes, one bein David Craig f. Mos Def and Primo - 7 Days remix, and Linkin Park f. Motion Man and Kut Masta Kurt - In the End remix......hawt ish!!.....question to the girls: why do you insist to leave your pads in the common closet for everyone to see? aree you tryin to claim territory or something??? man i got to throw them things away....its bad for THE GAME ;-)....how would someone explain that ish?? banananas yo ....i figured i wasn't too drunk yet otherwise i wouldn't be like an office and post.....good one reeg!....too bad THE GAME wasn't working well 2nite....then i wouldn't be in front of this damn screen!!! j/p =) dang this post is more random than a lottery selection....but here it goes....i love u guys!!!!! mi amour, je t'adore....ultimate drunk factor: if you brush your pearly off-whites and take out your contacts.......guess i'm not drunk then =(......well there's always 2morrow!!! good nite lovelies (love lies????)....
one love,
regalcohol
Thursday, August 08, 2002
barely awake...
i think its pretty freakin hilarious that reeg is the one who comes up with these commandments when he was the one that went AWOL for a couple of weeks. pretty self-righteous but we forgive you.
now to the nitty gritty of the commandments, I and IX are contradictory, reeg - you explicity told us to be funny (I) and then you tell us that blogging's sole purpose is to inform (IX). wha?!??! next issue, i graduated from HS and college and i don't know sh*t about html stuff. i've been trying to learn (so i can post the 3rd Floor Softball Game) but my brain starts to hurt and my eyes get crossed and i want to throw my computer out the window. so gimme a break! drunk blog huh? good idea only if i'm not the drunk one. sensitivity is not allowed?!? well, that's just insensitive you jerk! besides that, i have no other issues.
hopefully, by tomorrow i will be able to figure out how to post our pix from sunday. i've been trying to figure out my damn camera and i have been reduced to actually reading the freakin manual...god damn it! so pix will be added soon...don't worry i have a sexier pix of jefe for those who just can't get enough of him
for any of you interested in vaginas i HIGHLY recommend you go see the Vagina Monologues. The original playwright, Eve Ensler, is performing in it until Sunday and i implore all of you to see it if you can. educational, emotional, political, and outright hilarious...didn't know there were so many words that refer to the vagina!
~song stuck in my head: suddenly seyemore...is standing beside me....
~days until vacation: 3 woohoooo!!!!
~hours of sleep last nite: 4
~i will forge ahead with great alacrity as i study for my GREs...yes, i'm still on the freakin A's ...only 300 more words to go
alrighty enough of this stuff
wazonk...self-proclaimed nickname for tiff lam
i think its pretty freakin hilarious that reeg is the one who comes up with these commandments when he was the one that went AWOL for a couple of weeks. pretty self-righteous but we forgive you.
now to the nitty gritty of the commandments, I and IX are contradictory, reeg - you explicity told us to be funny (I) and then you tell us that blogging's sole purpose is to inform (IX). wha?!??! next issue, i graduated from HS and college and i don't know sh*t about html stuff. i've been trying to learn (so i can post the 3rd Floor Softball Game) but my brain starts to hurt and my eyes get crossed and i want to throw my computer out the window. so gimme a break! drunk blog huh? good idea only if i'm not the drunk one. sensitivity is not allowed?!? well, that's just insensitive you jerk! besides that, i have no other issues.
hopefully, by tomorrow i will be able to figure out how to post our pix from sunday. i've been trying to figure out my damn camera and i have been reduced to actually reading the freakin manual...god damn it! so pix will be added soon...don't worry i have a sexier pix of jefe for those who just can't get enough of him
for any of you interested in vaginas i HIGHLY recommend you go see the Vagina Monologues. The original playwright, Eve Ensler, is performing in it until Sunday and i implore all of you to see it if you can. educational, emotional, political, and outright hilarious...didn't know there were so many words that refer to the vagina!
~song stuck in my head: suddenly seyemore...is standing beside me....
~days until vacation: 3 woohoooo!!!!
~hours of sleep last nite: 4
~i will forge ahead with great alacrity as i study for my GREs...yes, i'm still on the freakin A's ...only 300 more words to go
alrighty enough of this stuff
wazonk...self-proclaimed nickname for tiff lam
*Phil sits at desk eating a big mac meal*
12:35 pm
regan, you sure know how to spice up a blog.... I was thinking who really should have access to post on here??? Should we start having friends of friends post on here?? Should everyone that's on the softball team have access to post??
anyway other thoughts...
anyone watch the real world lost season??? I heard it was dumb... tell me all about it
american idol - how could they have let christina christian go... she was so cute and pretty and she could sing.... how annoying is that...
big brother 3 - I can't believe the couple is going to go down.... hehehh Eric or Lisa, who do you think??
I know no one ever responds to those so I guess I should stop mentioning it...
oh well whatever's clever... I can't wait to see if Bons hit's 600... I hope its today in the 5th inning... if he does, I win a luxury box for a year. =)
wish me luck
PHIl
12:35 pm
regan, you sure know how to spice up a blog.... I was thinking who really should have access to post on here??? Should we start having friends of friends post on here?? Should everyone that's on the softball team have access to post??
anyway other thoughts...
anyone watch the real world lost season??? I heard it was dumb... tell me all about it
american idol - how could they have let christina christian go... she was so cute and pretty and she could sing.... how annoying is that...
big brother 3 - I can't believe the couple is going to go down.... hehehh Eric or Lisa, who do you think??
I know no one ever responds to those so I guess I should stop mentioning it...
oh well whatever's clever... I can't wait to see if Bons hit's 600... I hope its today in the 5th inning... if he does, I win a luxury box for a year. =)
wish me luck
PHIl
Wednesday, August 07, 2002
THE 10 BLOG COMMANDMENTS:
(not in any particular order)
I. Blogs must be funny, or must show an attempt to be funny. The purpose of this is twofold: 1. if a fellow bloggee laughs, then mission accomplished; 2. if the bloggee doesn't laugh, (s)he would then laugh at how lame the attempt was. It's a win-win situation!
II. Blogs must make fun of someone/something/some group of people. Bonus points if the fun is directed at another blogger. True some people are easy targets (Jeff, Tiff, Jeff) while others are more difficult (yours truly). Also, self-deprecation also counts, so self-blonde actions are also included.
III. Sensitivity is not allowed in the Blog world. If one's feelings are hurt, then you are liable to lose your Blog posting privilege. This commandment correlates with the above mentioned one. So bring it on.
IV. While its good that people post often, some people don't post enough. To alleviate this, I implement this rule: bloggees cannot post back-to-back blogs. So if you post a blog, you need to wait until someone else posts before you post again. However, if more than 72 hours have elasped, and you really must blog, then this loophole can take into effect.
V. Learn the basic HTML. We all have access to the format and pictures. Since we are all high school graduates, we can figure this technique out. If not, then you're not worthy of posting. Guys, I'm getting pretty tired of seein Jeff's arse, no matter how sexy it is.
VI. The comment section should be used if you haven't blogged in over a week. A little blurb shows us that you're still alive and have interest in our world. Wallflowers also should utilize this handy tool. Clever lines can be said in a line or two.
VII. There should be the Drunk Blog, or even the Buzzed Blog, maybe once a month. This means if you're a lil intoxicated and can make it to the Internet, then post! So whether its one-half of a Corona (Jeff, lil'ler Tiff) or something else, then posting is required. Alcohol lets out true feelings, and we have nothing to hide! And no, although it may have seemed like it, I haven't posted drunk yet in case you were curious.
VIII. A nickname must be used to sign your entry out. Its even better if you nickname yourself. We know who you are, but your nickname yourself, it could show another facet of your personalities. And we all have personalities, albeit some more dryer than others, but its still a personality!
IX. Don't ask if you're Blog is interesting/entertaining/uplifting/spiritual/life-changing/etc. However constructive criticism is recommended, using commandment II as a vehicle. The purpose of the Blog is to inform. It is basically an online public diary. And diaries aren't necessarily funny. Did Marcia Brady laugh when she reread her diary? No she didn't. Mr. Belvedere also didn't laugh. And when MTV show's its Diary, its not funny, but rather informative.
X. Do your best to spread the word to other folks about this site. The more the merrier. It gets pretty repetitive seeing the same 8 people post. Since he's probably lost, someone show Anup the directions on how to post. Lil Valerie can't use Australia as an excuse no longer. Be like Kelly Robbins and use your motivation techniques!
Follow these commandments and our Blog will go down in history. Amendments can be made using the 2/3 rule. If you abide by these regulations, please print out a copy, sign it, and email it to regantacorda@yahoo.com. If you don't agree, you suck, but you also can forward me your reasoning and an open discussion can be scheduled. Thank you.
Regards,
Regans (just wanted to use a little alliteration there, commandment VII is waived in this case)
(not in any particular order)
I. Blogs must be funny, or must show an attempt to be funny. The purpose of this is twofold: 1. if a fellow bloggee laughs, then mission accomplished; 2. if the bloggee doesn't laugh, (s)he would then laugh at how lame the attempt was. It's a win-win situation!
II. Blogs must make fun of someone/something/some group of people. Bonus points if the fun is directed at another blogger. True some people are easy targets (Jeff, Tiff, Jeff) while others are more difficult (yours truly). Also, self-deprecation also counts, so self-blonde actions are also included.
III. Sensitivity is not allowed in the Blog world. If one's feelings are hurt, then you are liable to lose your Blog posting privilege. This commandment correlates with the above mentioned one. So bring it on.
IV. While its good that people post often, some people don't post enough. To alleviate this, I implement this rule: bloggees cannot post back-to-back blogs. So if you post a blog, you need to wait until someone else posts before you post again. However, if more than 72 hours have elasped, and you really must blog, then this loophole can take into effect.
V. Learn the basic HTML. We all have access to the format and pictures. Since we are all high school graduates, we can figure this technique out. If not, then you're not worthy of posting. Guys, I'm getting pretty tired of seein Jeff's arse, no matter how sexy it is.
VI. The comment section should be used if you haven't blogged in over a week. A little blurb shows us that you're still alive and have interest in our world. Wallflowers also should utilize this handy tool. Clever lines can be said in a line or two.
VII. There should be the Drunk Blog, or even the Buzzed Blog, maybe once a month. This means if you're a lil intoxicated and can make it to the Internet, then post! So whether its one-half of a Corona (Jeff, lil'ler Tiff) or something else, then posting is required. Alcohol lets out true feelings, and we have nothing to hide! And no, although it may have seemed like it, I haven't posted drunk yet in case you were curious.
VIII. A nickname must be used to sign your entry out. Its even better if you nickname yourself. We know who you are, but your nickname yourself, it could show another facet of your personalities. And we all have personalities, albeit some more dryer than others, but its still a personality!
IX. Don't ask if you're Blog is interesting/entertaining/uplifting/spiritual/life-changing/etc. However constructive criticism is recommended, using commandment II as a vehicle. The purpose of the Blog is to inform. It is basically an online public diary. And diaries aren't necessarily funny. Did Marcia Brady laugh when she reread her diary? No she didn't. Mr. Belvedere also didn't laugh. And when MTV show's its Diary, its not funny, but rather informative.
X. Do your best to spread the word to other folks about this site. The more the merrier. It gets pretty repetitive seeing the same 8 people post. Since he's probably lost, someone show Anup the directions on how to post. Lil Valerie can't use Australia as an excuse no longer. Be like Kelly Robbins and use your motivation techniques!
Follow these commandments and our Blog will go down in history. Amendments can be made using the 2/3 rule. If you abide by these regulations, please print out a copy, sign it, and email it to regantacorda@yahoo.com. If you don't agree, you suck, but you also can forward me your reasoning and an open discussion can be scheduled. Thank you.
Regards,
Regans (just wanted to use a little alliteration there, commandment VII is waived in this case)
Tuesday, August 06, 2002
Tuesday, August 6, 2002
2:47 PM
Where I always am, Davis
Back-to back days of blogging, haven’t done that in a while. And for anyone tired of just reading my stuff, well too bad cause I’m gonna post my random thoughts anyways. :-)
*Comments on MTV’s SL: Wow, that blonde chick Candace is a biznatch and a half. Mackin on your pledge sister’s (ugly) man and trying to cover it up by using the “I’m drunk” excuse. Slut. This show is killing the reputation of Davis and California girls in general.
*Recent confirmed realization: That girls really are quite the catty bitches toward one another.
*Sweetness: Found a website that sells DVD's of highlights from the Cup, most notably one solely on the U.S.’s run through the quarterfinals. (ECP, you’re probably the only one other than myself who may be interested in this. Check out reedswain.com).
*25: Number of days remaining that I have to live with Veronique’s damned dog, and counting (Sylv, my apologies for him tangling you up and nearly tripping and killing you. Damn dog).
*Recent show I can’t get enough of: Tony Hawk’s Gigantic Skatepark Tour. Fun times.
*Phrase of the day: “Ha, you’re so moded.”
It's nap time.
~Taft
2:47 PM
Where I always am, Davis
Back-to back days of blogging, haven’t done that in a while. And for anyone tired of just reading my stuff, well too bad cause I’m gonna post my random thoughts anyways. :-)
*Comments on MTV’s SL: Wow, that blonde chick Candace is a biznatch and a half. Mackin on your pledge sister’s (ugly) man and trying to cover it up by using the “I’m drunk” excuse. Slut. This show is killing the reputation of Davis and California girls in general.
*Recent confirmed realization: That girls really are quite the catty bitches toward one another.
*Sweetness: Found a website that sells DVD's of highlights from the Cup, most notably one solely on the U.S.’s run through the quarterfinals. (ECP, you’re probably the only one other than myself who may be interested in this. Check out reedswain.com).
*25: Number of days remaining that I have to live with Veronique’s damned dog, and counting (Sylv, my apologies for him tangling you up and nearly tripping and killing you. Damn dog).
*Recent show I can’t get enough of: Tony Hawk’s Gigantic Skatepark Tour. Fun times.
*Phrase of the day: “Ha, you’re so moded.”
It's nap time.
~Taft
Monday, August 05, 2002
August 5, 2002
2:38 PM
Back in D-Town
Current thoughts fluttering through my mind…
…Feel gross, ate too much for lunch, gonna be sick.
…Softball is not my cup o tea. Way too much standing around. Gimme a stick so I can hit someone.
…Props to the White team on their win. As with all things in the world, whitey prevails. :-) Good luck to both sides next Saturday. I’ll be in SoCal cheering you on in spirit, err I mean with spirits in hand.
…A+ to the crafty jersey-makers. By the way, did yall use a hot-glue gun or fabric glue for these (please don’t tell me you used the old school elmer’s glue). The jerseys are gonna need to be washed at some point but I don’t wanna ruin the fine craftsmanship.
…Somebody, please make some kind of makeshift scoreboard for the next game to minimize the arguments about the score.
…I give a big C+ to this past weekend’s MLS All-Star game for 1) not having the full ’02 U.S. World Cup team in uniform playing and 2) for hosting it out on the east coast, bad weather and all. Shocked was I when I left the game for a few minutes to come back and find a yellow-haired Donovan running about the field (ABC televised last year’s game to compensate for the long rain delay).
…Paulino Rubio (the next Shakira-wannabe) sucks ass, a big fat F for her performance at the All-Star game. She didn’t even perform her radio hit "Don’t Say Goodbye." And get this, after the rain delay, to keep the sponsors happy, they shortened the first half to 30 minutes (normally it’s 45) just so she’d have enough time to perform at halftime. Dumbasses.
…Should I or shouldn’t I watch Sorority Life tonight. I fear that if I do, I’ll be subject to yet another dumb blond moment (in the past few days, I’ve come across four people from the show. Too bad the cameras are long gone).
…For any fans of HBO’s Def Comedy Jam, Walmart (of all places) has a sweet DVD box set of the show. I got it for my bro for his birthday and he was quite the happy man.
My butt hurts from sitting on this jankity computer seat for so long. Time to bizounce.
~Taft
2:38 PM
Back in D-Town
Current thoughts fluttering through my mind…
…Feel gross, ate too much for lunch, gonna be sick.
…Softball is not my cup o tea. Way too much standing around. Gimme a stick so I can hit someone.
…Props to the White team on their win. As with all things in the world, whitey prevails. :-) Good luck to both sides next Saturday. I’ll be in SoCal cheering you on in spirit, err I mean with spirits in hand.
…A+ to the crafty jersey-makers. By the way, did yall use a hot-glue gun or fabric glue for these (please don’t tell me you used the old school elmer’s glue). The jerseys are gonna need to be washed at some point but I don’t wanna ruin the fine craftsmanship.
…Somebody, please make some kind of makeshift scoreboard for the next game to minimize the arguments about the score.
…I give a big C+ to this past weekend’s MLS All-Star game for 1) not having the full ’02 U.S. World Cup team in uniform playing and 2) for hosting it out on the east coast, bad weather and all. Shocked was I when I left the game for a few minutes to come back and find a yellow-haired Donovan running about the field (ABC televised last year’s game to compensate for the long rain delay).
…Paulino Rubio (the next Shakira-wannabe) sucks ass, a big fat F for her performance at the All-Star game. She didn’t even perform her radio hit "Don’t Say Goodbye." And get this, after the rain delay, to keep the sponsors happy, they shortened the first half to 30 minutes (normally it’s 45) just so she’d have enough time to perform at halftime. Dumbasses.
…Should I or shouldn’t I watch Sorority Life tonight. I fear that if I do, I’ll be subject to yet another dumb blond moment (in the past few days, I’ve come across four people from the show. Too bad the cameras are long gone).
…For any fans of HBO’s Def Comedy Jam, Walmart (of all places) has a sweet DVD box set of the show. I got it for my bro for his birthday and he was quite the happy man.
My butt hurts from sitting on this jankity computer seat for so long. Time to bizounce.
~Taft
*Phil eating strawberry pancakes at his desk trying to wake up*
Hey everyone, I just wanted to say great game yesterday.... talk about close ones.. that could have gone either way... much props to all those who hit those inside-the-park home runs, those were awesome...also Tiff great job in the brunch, you sure know how to feed a group of hungry players...
So anyway, does anyone know how many ppl can make the next one?? are we going to have enough??? I can't wait....
Anyone going to watch the real world, lost season movie/episode whatever it is???
Ok just wanted to post a lil bit ... I'll post more later... when I can think clearier
Hey everyone, I just wanted to say great game yesterday.... talk about close ones.. that could have gone either way... much props to all those who hit those inside-the-park home runs, those were awesome...also Tiff great job in the brunch, you sure know how to feed a group of hungry players...
So anyway, does anyone know how many ppl can make the next one?? are we going to have enough??? I can't wait....
Anyone going to watch the real world, lost season movie/episode whatever it is???
Ok just wanted to post a lil bit ... I'll post more later... when I can think clearier
Friday, August 02, 2002
argh!! the "sign out" and "post" buttons are too clos together. i had written, albeit a boring blog (but not as boring as nick's), and now its gone! i'm obviously too tired to operate heavy machinery. i'm not gonna retype...that's how lazy i am...its friday and it was a looooonnngggg thursday nite.
black team better get some rest this weekend b/c your a$$es are getting a beat down come sunday(never too tired to sh*t talk)
always, lil tiff
black team better get some rest this weekend b/c your a$$es are getting a beat down come sunday(never too tired to sh*t talk)
always, lil tiff
nick's notes....
it's way late at the moment, and it's a week day - and i'm just now getting home from the sweat shop. so when we play baseball, there shouldn't be any complaining about the jerseys. b/c there was some serious sweat that went into the making of the jerseys. and since i just read REEGMAN's blog, and i saw he had a question regarding the elephant emblem for the A's....so i feel it my responsibilty to inform as quickly as possible. it dates back over a hundred years, to the early times of the american league's exhistence. since the Athletics are one of the original teams of the american league (which came into existence in the year 1900), they were representing the american league in the world series vs the giants (members of the national league) back in 1902. well, the nl was a much older league than the al with much better players and thought much higher of themselves (similar to the nfl compared to the afl when the afl first came into being - until the jets beat the colts in the superbowl). and so before the world series john mcgraw (manager of the giants) dismissed the A's with contempt, calling them "The White Elephants" (white elephant refering to department stores which would hold white elephant sales at the time - which would be sales when they are just getting rid of their junk which they no longer have room for, his metaphor for which the american league was in his eyes) - this led to Connie Mack (manager of the A's) to come up with the idea of presenting gifts of small white elephants for the giants when the A's were introduced for game 1 of the world series vs mcgraw's giants. and then the elephant was adopted as the team insignia and they put the elephant patch on their uniforms. the A's then went on to defeat the giants - just as they always do (note: the season series this year in which the A's won 4 of 6, or more importantly the last time the giants were in the world series before being given the boot in a four game sweep - note how the A's have won 4 world series titles since moving to Oakland in '68 while the giants have zero in a much longer history (almost twice as long) in san francisco). but the A's didn't always use the elephant as their insignia....when the team moved to Oakland under the ownership of Charlie Finley in '68 they used the donkey as their insignia b/c team owner Finley had a pet donkey named Charlie O, and so he rode into the town of Oakland on his donkey and changed the team insignia to the donkey. along with the donkey insignia the A's did other things differently such as the innovation of the white baseball shoes and colorful jerseys, they even used gold colored bases before the rules committee banned this inovation. so i hope that this informs u enough. if not i'd be glad to further clarify and elucidate more for u.
it's way late at the moment, and it's a week day - and i'm just now getting home from the sweat shop. so when we play baseball, there shouldn't be any complaining about the jerseys. b/c there was some serious sweat that went into the making of the jerseys. and since i just read REEGMAN's blog, and i saw he had a question regarding the elephant emblem for the A's....so i feel it my responsibilty to inform as quickly as possible. it dates back over a hundred years, to the early times of the american league's exhistence. since the Athletics are one of the original teams of the american league (which came into existence in the year 1900), they were representing the american league in the world series vs the giants (members of the national league) back in 1902. well, the nl was a much older league than the al with much better players and thought much higher of themselves (similar to the nfl compared to the afl when the afl first came into being - until the jets beat the colts in the superbowl). and so before the world series john mcgraw (manager of the giants) dismissed the A's with contempt, calling them "The White Elephants" (white elephant refering to department stores which would hold white elephant sales at the time - which would be sales when they are just getting rid of their junk which they no longer have room for, his metaphor for which the american league was in his eyes) - this led to Connie Mack (manager of the A's) to come up with the idea of presenting gifts of small white elephants for the giants when the A's were introduced for game 1 of the world series vs mcgraw's giants. and then the elephant was adopted as the team insignia and they put the elephant patch on their uniforms. the A's then went on to defeat the giants - just as they always do (note: the season series this year in which the A's won 4 of 6, or more importantly the last time the giants were in the world series before being given the boot in a four game sweep - note how the A's have won 4 world series titles since moving to Oakland in '68 while the giants have zero in a much longer history (almost twice as long) in san francisco). but the A's didn't always use the elephant as their insignia....when the team moved to Oakland under the ownership of Charlie Finley in '68 they used the donkey as their insignia b/c team owner Finley had a pet donkey named Charlie O, and so he rode into the town of Oakland on his donkey and changed the team insignia to the donkey. along with the donkey insignia the A's did other things differently such as the innovation of the white baseball shoes and colorful jerseys, they even used gold colored bases before the rules committee banned this inovation. so i hope that this informs u enough. if not i'd be glad to further clarify and elucidate more for u.
Thursday, August 01, 2002
Like Staind, it been awhile...the reegsta's comin' with a vengeance...sorry guys, I had like a 3 week booty call, so I was awol...its a bird, its a plane....its REEGMAN!
Well it looks like Ed has been holdin this blog spot down, so his new nickname should be: the PANhandler *applause* That's spandex-like that you're goin to the motherland, home of gun powder and opium...on that note, try to smuggle some back! I heard you're party was cool, but not as fun as the premier one...hmm, and I wasn't at the last one...coincidence?? I'll let the people decide...
Jeffy: Sweatshop master...on a side note, why do they call it a sweat shop...who shops for sweat? I mean a gift shop sells gifts, so I guess the perspiration-challenged go here...but anyways, thanks Lunacris for being the architect of this softball blueprint (another random observation: softballs aren't really soft, they're just bigger...they should change the name to bigball)...and why does everything have to be a racial isse? you know what I'm talking about: team white and team black...at least be a lil more creative...i hear you're quite the swinger...too bad its only in baseball terms though haha =)...j/p playboy, represent...
TL smooth: If you had seven 7s on your jersey, you wouldn't look taller, but just fatter...so that wouldn't be very wise...good luck on your GREs and I hope your keepin the laborers in check like a hockey player...here's a line for you: "Girl you so Pretty, you're last name should be In Pink".....yay or nay?? let a brother know!
Phil me in: man I done never watch any of the shows you talk about...my reality TV is ESPN, and sometimes ESPN2...but anyways, cool that you got to meet some Molemen....celebrity sighting of the week: Taye Diggs, trying on a pair of kicks that I want....but anyways, yeah it sucks to live alone, but at least you got a PS2...congrats on your placement too
Dan-o-myte: I swear I thought you took on an alter-ego until Phil enlightened me...pretty funny you used the Batcave analogy...bats are blind yeah? remember when C-Murph use to put you at the front of the class? I know you hated it, but it was funny at the time (huh Steph?)...good luck w/ Project Xian...and I hope you don't catch any more VDs...and nooo! KK is strictly for the reegsta...you check out the British Arena magazine? If not, stop reading this right now and jet to your nearest Borders
St. Nick: what's up w/ the Athletics? they need seize the moment...anyways, is that why your hair is green? to show your undivided loyalty towards the elephants? and why did they choose elephants? man I'm missing something about the whole oganization...but good luck working on your 7 bachelor degrees....maybe one day you'll apply them to a job or something...haha just messin....also is my lid in your backpack? its a Timbo one...
South City Tiffy: Glad to hear Tahoe was fun...did you go with your brother? then you could've taken the Tahoe to Tahoe....man that was pretty dorky, but hey, what do yall expect? go ahead and put me down on the list of NOT watching and NOT going to anything soccer-related (unless KK plays of course)...but that was a splendid idea you had of playing soccer...i'll play goalie and do my best Dominator impression...
Christine-ager (teenager??): good to see you join the party and speaking up...I know there are wallflowers out there (Snup, Steph)....even though the latest entry was outta order, it still made sense...man I wanted to redeem me some free boxers...because when its free i'm all over it...but the whack coupon I had was only redeemable at Gap Body! Who shops at Gap Body? Hopefully you can use your clout to fix your next promotion...
Michelle Marie Ann Salvador Yuson (but Yu a daughter): Sorry we didn't visit you this past weekend, but the trek was farther than I anticipated...but holler next time you're in the area....hope you had fun w/ Mickey, because the only Mickey I have fun with is green and in liquid form...we should have a road trip once to visit them cats back in the yay....
Sylv My Boocoy: Save the best for last! So that's why I'm following you hehe =) Glad to hear that you like your job...because I don't....but I do get to blog, and chat, and eat....so thats good! and I get to wear whatever I want, so thats even gooder! wow i never took a hike before, but it sounds like...i wouldn't want to do one...props though for completing the course! its very swell of you that you're considering visiting you're socali xxxplosive =)...
not just blonde, but polish blonde moment du jour: ever get poked in the eye? yeah its pretty common...but how many of us poke ourselves in the eye?? chalk me up for one...while I was in the shower (calm down ladies), i was about to shampoo my hair, and as you bring your hands up, a finger got caught in my left eye...I felt dumb...to make matters worse...I did it the following day too!
funny story part deux: I was looking at the UCLA yearbook, paging through this volume separating the dimes from the pennies (all color! crazy huh? for only $30)...and I came across this Vietnamese dude....no, his last name wasn't Nguyen, but it was Mai....and his first name was Phuc....put it together and you get Phuc Mai.....lololololol....I was rolling like Vanilla Ice in his 5.0....and I have a Japansese coworker, and her name is Kelly....but her last name is Takeshita....i guess she likes to go 2 often =)....each passing day I appreciate my name more....
Well....this took like at hour of the reegsta's work time...I must eat cake now because I coworker is departing from our department...funny again how departments stick together, like apartments....sometimes the English language don't make sense...i was also thinking how maybe us Americans have an accent, and the British accent is the way its supposed to be spoken, since it did originate in England....hmmmm, so next time you question someone's British accent, look in the mirror, or better yet, open your ears....take care fellows...
isang mahal,
reeg
Well it looks like Ed has been holdin this blog spot down, so his new nickname should be: the PANhandler *applause* That's spandex-like that you're goin to the motherland, home of gun powder and opium...on that note, try to smuggle some back! I heard you're party was cool, but not as fun as the premier one...hmm, and I wasn't at the last one...coincidence?? I'll let the people decide...
Jeffy: Sweatshop master...on a side note, why do they call it a sweat shop...who shops for sweat? I mean a gift shop sells gifts, so I guess the perspiration-challenged go here...but anyways, thanks Lunacris for being the architect of this softball blueprint (another random observation: softballs aren't really soft, they're just bigger...they should change the name to bigball)...and why does everything have to be a racial isse? you know what I'm talking about: team white and team black...at least be a lil more creative...i hear you're quite the swinger...too bad its only in baseball terms though haha =)...j/p playboy, represent...
TL smooth: If you had seven 7s on your jersey, you wouldn't look taller, but just fatter...so that wouldn't be very wise...good luck on your GREs and I hope your keepin the laborers in check like a hockey player...here's a line for you: "Girl you so Pretty, you're last name should be In Pink".....yay or nay?? let a brother know!
Phil me in: man I done never watch any of the shows you talk about...my reality TV is ESPN, and sometimes ESPN2...but anyways, cool that you got to meet some Molemen....celebrity sighting of the week: Taye Diggs, trying on a pair of kicks that I want....but anyways, yeah it sucks to live alone, but at least you got a PS2...congrats on your placement too
Dan-o-myte: I swear I thought you took on an alter-ego until Phil enlightened me...pretty funny you used the Batcave analogy...bats are blind yeah? remember when C-Murph use to put you at the front of the class? I know you hated it, but it was funny at the time (huh Steph?)...good luck w/ Project Xian...and I hope you don't catch any more VDs...and nooo! KK is strictly for the reegsta...you check out the British Arena magazine? If not, stop reading this right now and jet to your nearest Borders
St. Nick: what's up w/ the Athletics? they need seize the moment...anyways, is that why your hair is green? to show your undivided loyalty towards the elephants? and why did they choose elephants? man I'm missing something about the whole oganization...but good luck working on your 7 bachelor degrees....maybe one day you'll apply them to a job or something...haha just messin....also is my lid in your backpack? its a Timbo one...
South City Tiffy: Glad to hear Tahoe was fun...did you go with your brother? then you could've taken the Tahoe to Tahoe....man that was pretty dorky, but hey, what do yall expect? go ahead and put me down on the list of NOT watching and NOT going to anything soccer-related (unless KK plays of course)...but that was a splendid idea you had of playing soccer...i'll play goalie and do my best Dominator impression...
Christine-ager (teenager??): good to see you join the party and speaking up...I know there are wallflowers out there (Snup, Steph)....even though the latest entry was outta order, it still made sense...man I wanted to redeem me some free boxers...because when its free i'm all over it...but the whack coupon I had was only redeemable at Gap Body! Who shops at Gap Body? Hopefully you can use your clout to fix your next promotion...
Michelle Marie Ann Salvador Yuson (but Yu a daughter): Sorry we didn't visit you this past weekend, but the trek was farther than I anticipated...but holler next time you're in the area....hope you had fun w/ Mickey, because the only Mickey I have fun with is green and in liquid form...we should have a road trip once to visit them cats back in the yay....
Sylv My Boocoy: Save the best for last! So that's why I'm following you hehe =) Glad to hear that you like your job...because I don't....but I do get to blog, and chat, and eat....so thats good! and I get to wear whatever I want, so thats even gooder! wow i never took a hike before, but it sounds like...i wouldn't want to do one...props though for completing the course! its very swell of you that you're considering visiting you're socali xxxplosive =)...
not just blonde, but polish blonde moment du jour: ever get poked in the eye? yeah its pretty common...but how many of us poke ourselves in the eye?? chalk me up for one...while I was in the shower (calm down ladies), i was about to shampoo my hair, and as you bring your hands up, a finger got caught in my left eye...I felt dumb...to make matters worse...I did it the following day too!
funny story part deux: I was looking at the UCLA yearbook, paging through this volume separating the dimes from the pennies (all color! crazy huh? for only $30)...and I came across this Vietnamese dude....no, his last name wasn't Nguyen, but it was Mai....and his first name was Phuc....put it together and you get Phuc Mai.....lololololol....I was rolling like Vanilla Ice in his 5.0....and I have a Japansese coworker, and her name is Kelly....but her last name is Takeshita....i guess she likes to go 2 often =)....each passing day I appreciate my name more....
Well....this took like at hour of the reegsta's work time...I must eat cake now because I coworker is departing from our department...funny again how departments stick together, like apartments....sometimes the English language don't make sense...i was also thinking how maybe us Americans have an accent, and the British accent is the way its supposed to be spoken, since it did originate in England....hmmmm, so next time you question someone's British accent, look in the mirror, or better yet, open your ears....take care fellows...
isang mahal,
reeg